I hate putting on lotion before bed because literally every square inch of my skin feels sticky but its so worth having the smooth skin in the morning that I like don’t even care.
why do dads sneeze so loud
To assert dominance over lesser sneezers
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
Idk what to do when the face is ugly but the body is pretty.